I hate wearing them. Have I said so before? Yes, yes I’m sure I have. I detest them with a passion. But how else am I gonna keep these puppies in shape? Although they say that's a myth. That wearing a bra will help support your breast and keep them from sagging. I don't know about that.
I got dressed this morning. Boobs were a bit bloated yesterday. We all know why. Surprise!! You’re early. Okay, so I put on my fantastic bra and get dressed. I’m at work feeling crappy. I wanna take off this bra and put on my big sweater and let them hang loose. But I can’t. I couldn’t do any work. My mind was on how much pressure I was feeling from how tight my bra was feeling. Oh fuck! I can’t take it!!
I get up from my desk and head down the block for my car. I drive over to a store and try on a few bras. “Hmm…these feel nice…so far.” I buy 4 bras and head back to work. I walk over to the kitchen and microwave my lunch and head to the ladies room to change into a new bra.
Okay, so I walk out wearing my new bra. I get my food and go to my desk. I’m testing this out, see, and I gotta know if this bra is gonna make me nuts or if it’s gonna make me feel better. But somehow I don’t feel any better. As I sit wearing this new bra, I feel like it’s cutting off my air. Like I have some metal plate pressing against my chest between my boobs. Wire freaking bras SUCK!! Why can’t I just wear a training bra? I can’t. I have not worn one since I was 10. By 13, my boobs were a B-cup. It wasn’t fun, nor sexy. Although Johnny almost made me bend over again, after I bent over to pick up the pencil I had dropped. He noticed them.
So, I go back to the ladies room and change out of this bra and into another new one. I go back to my desk trying to figure out how I’m feeling. Jesus!! I bought the bras that I thought were a good fit. And here I am feeling like I have on a back brace!!
I…..can’t……breathe!
At this point, I was determined to just take it off and switch to the sweater I mentioned earlier. Wasn’t such a bad idea, except I had a meeting to go to and someone’s gonna notice the boobs. They always do. You men can’t just go through your presentation without staring at some boobs, huh? No you can’t.
So I decided to keep on the bra til after the meeting. I didn’t have time. All the frustration I was going through, threw me off the time. I felt it getting tighter and tighter. My back screaming for help as well. How much longer do I need to wear this?!!
To be continued……
Thursday, September 06, 2007
Bras
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4 Lovely Comments:
Are you sure you have the right size bra? Stats say most women wear the wrong size. Hey if its a sales meeting forget the bra and you can sell them the Brooklyn bridge.
My poor dear. I hope you are feeling better at home and braless. I can't think of any solution other than wearing a tight tank-top under your blouse to at least keep them from flying around and knocking things off your desk. Maybe tomorrow you can take a Boob Day and just stay home for some free-swinging relaxation.
*HUGS* Hope it gets better.
LOL...Coyotemike, that's an idea. I can work from home and swing freely. I was thinking of wearing my tank top thingy this morning. I'm gonna do that and see how I feel.
Mike - I guess I should say it's a monthly thing, where I get bloated and then any bra just doesn't feel good. But you're right about the possiblity of not having on the right size. A lot of women do this and don't realize it.
It's funny how you men can get distracted by boobs so easily. :)
It isn't just the boobs, it is YOU, my dear. ;)
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