Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Jack The Ripper...of Hearts

Base on true events, The LJ Hour and Life Time Blogger Channel presents.

"Jack The Ripper... Of Hearts."

Pretend there was a last week's episode. Thanks.... :)

In last week's episode, Jack flew out to see a woman he has fallen in love with. They both find happiness in each other and are madly in love with one another. She believes he's the man of her dreams and he believes he has scored with yet another beautiful woman.

Jack: Happy? I can't be anymore happier. My life has been wonderful ever since you came into it. You're the best thing that has ever happened to me. We fit.










Sarah: Oh Jack, you're so sweet. You haven't said one bad thing since the first day we met. You're always so sweet and so supportive of all my dreams.










Sarah: I mean, I've never had a man care so much like you do and do the things you do for me or DO to me. (hee ha) I sometimes wonder if you're too good to be true.









Jack: Will I sound silly saying that I think the same? I never had anyone care so much for me the way you do. I get scared sometimes too, when I think I'll get hurt again. I have to ask myself, does she really love me? Wow. I'm just your average guy and this breathtaklying beautiful woman loves me? But I know you do and that makes my heart fill with joy 100 times over.






Sarah: Sometimes I worry that one day I'll wake up and you won't be there. Or that you'll leave me for another woman.










Jack: Hey! Look at me. You're the best thing that has ever happened to me. You're the only person that has ever understood me. You take me serious and you really care for me. That makes me f eel great. And you're great and you don't ever have to worry about us, because I'm here for you always. I can't stop loving you now. I've gone too far now.








Sarah:
Oh you see? You're always saying the most romantic things. Oh Jack, I really love you and I'm so glad things didn't work out with your ex girlfriend. She was a fool to have hurt you the way she did. How anyone can be so cruel and put you in a headlock and choke you to the point where you we re barely breathing, is beyond me. I can never do that to you when all you were doing is loving me.



Jack: I know, but that's all in the past now. Listen. I just remembered. I need to call the office. I have a few things to square away and then we can go take a walk on the beach. Get some sand betw een our toes. You know, get all mushie and stuff. So wait here....and keep that sexy smile on your face.
Oh and by the way, I have a little something for you. So I'll be right back!








Sarah: Sure. Anything for you, Jack.










Jane: I know it was here. I was sitting here and I took it off. Then I ran upstairs real quick and left it on the seat here the other day. Something just ain't right.


















(Phone rings)










Jane: Hello?








Jack: Hey beautiful. How's the love of my life doing? ---Um that's you. My wife. Hee hee.








Jane: Not great. I think I misplaced the ring you bought me. I thought I left it on the seat here. You know the chair we use to read our books on? Well, it's not here. It's no where to be found. And I know how much you put your heart and soul in buying me that ring. I'm just getting frustrated that I can't find it.



Jack: Oh no. Did you try sticking your hands down my pants, I mean in between the cushion?---Aww, I know it's not funny, sweetie. Okay, I see. Hmm....well don't worry so much. I know how much it means to you. I can always replace a ring, but I can't replace you. -----Sure, sure I understand. -----Well listen, I don't mean to interrupt you, but I'm staying here til Sunday. I'm gonna have dinner with the boss on Saturday, so I'll catch an early flight on Sunday.----Yeah, yeah. Sure, I miss you. I'm dying to come home and make love to you. This sucks that I have to keep coming down here every month. ---- I know. Well look, I can see your upset about the ring. Do me a favor. Go upstairs and fill the tub up with warm water. Go in the cabinet and get out Mr. Bubbles and push play on the cd player that I left there for you. Just close your eyes and listen to that song. It's a surprise. You're gonna love it. ----Okay, well I love you too. I'll see you soon. ---Huh? Oh who's there? Briana? Oh tell her I said hello. -----Well, okay my chocolate godiva, I gotta run. I love you. ----Okay, bye.






















Jane: Well, he's not coming home tonight. He has to stay out there for a late dinner on Saturday night. He didn't seem so disappointed about the ring, though. Sort of took it lightly. Oh well.







Briana: I'm telling you, that ring is cursed. It keeps falling off everyday and it's your ring size. Explain that to me, please.
What? What's wrong? You got that look like he's up to no good again. Oh child, what am I gonna do with you? You thinking he's up to no good again? Girl, when you gonna learn?





Sarah: OH MY GOD IT'S BEAUTIFUL! Oh Jack, I love it. I love you so much. It's perfect. You're perfect!

Jack: No, you're perfect. You're perfect in every way. You deserve a man to pamper you. A man to take care of you in every way. And I want to be that man for the rest of our lives.

Sarah: Oh yes, Jack, yes!

Meanwhile, back home. Jane lays in bed wondering about her husband. She has a flashback to what Briana was saying earlier.















"You think he's up to no good again? Girl, when you gonna learn?"




To be continued?? Yes, no??

3 Lovely Comments:

Anonymous said...

loved the close-ups

Anonymous said...

THIS IS TOO MUCH - YOU HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS. HYSTERICAL - MISS YOU - LOVED SEEING YOU TODAY - YOU LOOK SO HAPPY - I MISS YOU A LOT XOXOXO

LJ said...

TD, I do this all for you. :) Loved seeing you too, you crazy woman. I have time on my hands cause I don't have kids!!!