Bras: Part 2

After the meeting, I went over to the ladies room with my bag of new bras. I’m walking along down the hallway, bopping along passing the receptionist, as she knows what I’m about to do. I give her the look of frustration. You know, girls talk about their boobs and stuff to one another. Of course I needed to tell someone about my suffering. This would be the 3rd new bra I was about to put on.

Of course today may be a bad day to have them on, as I’m in my bloating days, but if I can’t feel comfortable during these days, then I should just go off and kill!

It’s 4:35pm. I’m thinking I’m about done here. Why not just go home? Soon enough I’ll prepare myself to leave and once I get into my car, THE BRA IS COMING OFF!!

I can relax and let the puppies loose. I love my personal time. I also love that I can drive home alone and not ride the train with my puppies loose. I mean, imagine being on the train and spotting a chick whose chilling? The poor girl would have all the guys on the train looking right at them.

Ha ha...I remember telling this guy to stop looking at me. He said, "I'm not looking at you." I said to him, "YES YOU ARE! NOW TURN THE FUCK AROUND!"

True story. I not only yell at bad men, but I beat them too.

Well I came down the stairs and he was facing the platform looking for the train. When he saw me, he turned his body completely around and started looking at me up and down. This upset me. I felt uncomfortable. What was I suppose to do? Let him look at me up and down and stand there like I was being sold? So I told him to turn around. Funny how he said he wasn't looking at me. Umm...him turning around and looking right at me was not proof enough?? Whatever. So his friend told him to calm down and leave me alone. I think he might of thought I was nuts, but I wasn't. I just didn't like what he was doing.

Okay, so I'm off to see the wizard. LET THE PIGEONS LOOSE!!