It was time for me to eat lunch. Wasn't sure what to get in the caferteria, so I walked over to Subways for a sandwich. La la laaaa....so I bought it and decided to go to the pharmacy and pick up a few items.
- A timer
- A tooth brush and
- Toothpaste
I had a lip liner and thought, I don't need this. We women have a habit of picking up lipsticks every couple of weeks. We never seem to have enough. So I put it back, but with the items in my hands, it was hard to stick it back in the display case.
So I'm standing on line and getting my money out of my bag. I put my items on the counter and pay 12 bucks and change for my items. I get my change and then I leave.
I walk to the corner and I'm fixing my bags and then I look over at my side and see the toothpaste sticking out from between my body and my arm. "Oh my god, did I just walk out without paying for this?" Yes I did. And did I go back? No I didn't. I said to myself...."what do I do, go back inside and say hi I didn't pay for this?" No. Feeling guilty, cause I'm a nice girl who wouldn't do that, I took it out from my side and placed it in my bag with the timer and tooth brush and walked back to work.
So I'm standing on line and getting my money out of my bag. I put my items on the counter and pay 12 bucks and change for my items. I get my change and then I leave.
I walk to the corner and I'm fixing my bags and then I look over at my side and see the toothpaste sticking out from between my body and my arm. "Oh my god, did I just walk out without paying for this?" Yes I did. And did I go back? No I didn't. I said to myself...."what do I do, go back inside and say hi I didn't pay for this?" No. Feeling guilty, cause I'm a nice girl who wouldn't do that, I took it out from my side and placed it in my bag with the timer and tooth brush and walked back to work.
8 Lovely Comments:
I felt so bad. But I totally forgot I was still holding it. I wonder if the chick behind me saw it. :0
Just think -- every time you brush your teeth, these incredible pangs of guilt will overtake you. Then, every time you smile at yourself in the mirror, and you see your beautiful shiny teeth, the pangs of guilt will overflow within your soul.
You will find yourself purposesly yellowing your teeth to escape the guilt.
Geez, I started this thinking it would be funny, but now I'm thinking you may actually feel this guilt. Gosh, if you do Sweetie, I suggest donating the frigging toothpaste to charity! ;)
I'm brushing my teeth guilt free!! :D Woohoo!!
I'm going to say a prayer for my teeth. :)
Okay done. :D NO JUJUUUUU!!
sometimes life gives you little gifts
Well where's my diamond ring?!!
:D
is it ok if it's little diamonds?
!!....psssft...
:)
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