Hot In The Groin Area

So I come in this morning and my pal here says she got this email from our bootcamp, drill sargent teacher from the gym. I knew there was something in the air between these two, other than the smell of arm pits. (It was some other girl who sweats pretty bad. Not me) (Oh and the girl has hairy legs. I swear. It's just wrong.) So my pal and I like to talk to him after the session. He makes us all work. In the end, I'm feeling like I was just in a boxing ring. I'm doing punches, jumping rope, kick boxing....and he makes us do 200 crunches like it's 10 sit-ups. Anyway, so we talk to him at the end of our classes cause we like to discuss how good the work out feels and we talk about other things we can do. So I usually leave after a bit to shower up and leave her talking to him. The other day as I was showering, she left with him. They walked back to work....or at least she did and he walked with her on his way to where ever he was going. So I sort of said something like...."Oooooo, he walked you back." Then I broke out with a song and dance, that if I may say was freaking hot....I sang, "D and M sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G....." Yeah.....I made her laugh. But it was true. It was hot.

So then I come in today and she tells me she gets this email from him. Now, I need to understand how he got her email in the first place, even though yesterday he gave HER his card. Okay, so she gave him hers....

So, he sends her this email and she can't really tell what he's trying to say. But then she thinks that he said that his grammar was poor. You read this and tell me what you think he's trying to say.

"hello thank you to write me. I am very happy, thank you thank you
do you have plan to go to aruba? i hopes if you use bathing suit, i want you take a pictures.
if you take a bath in the beach or in the pool I want to see the pictures
the beautiful body that you have it will look beautiful in suit of bathrooms
I wait that you understands my groins, the groins my it is very bad
do you speak Spanish? you sister speak spanish
I will feel sad for next Wednesday because you won't be in the gym
ok have a nice day, my telephone number is 555 loveme."

I added the 555 loveme. I'd like to keep his number private and away from those who might want to call him to make fun of his email. But I'm not making fun of him. I like him. He's got a great body and he's helping me. So....

Anyway, I'm thinking he's hot in the groin area for her. She says no it's him saying his grammar is bad. Groin/Grammer....mmmm I'd have to say the dude knows the difference in these words. All men must know that the "groin" area is the peepee area. So...I don't know. I think he's got the hots for her and his groin area is hot for her too. I think that's what he's saying here.