I'll Never Do It

I would never do it. I would never, NEVER put myself on some reality tv show for love. If I never find love, fine. I'll spend the rest of my life picking cotton to send to orphans who like stuffing their socks to make sock puppets. Fine. But I'll never go on a tv show to find love.

Flavor of Love. That's a show better than the bachlor, in which, I have to get my ass on the couch to watch. I love watching the drama between women fighting over men. It's interesting. Anyway, it's finished now and Flav found himself someone delicious. If she is, only Flav will know. But it was a better choice than New York. Did you see her mother? Anyone with a drama mama like that is only going to become just like her too. I'm glad flavor saw that. Though he may love that girl and think she's great, he knew she would be a hand full and who wants a hand full of drama from a woman, right??

I could never stand there next to another woman and wait for the man I love to pick between me and her. He'd pick me if he wanted me and that would be it. But I won't stand next to another woman or wait on my couch for a call just to hear him say, "Woman, I've decided to pick the other chick. I'm gonna have to let you go." Then after all the months that my heart was racing and beating fast at the thought of true love, was crushed, I'd have to go and beat the crap out of him for wasting my time.

I did date a man that wasted my time once. I'm actually waiting for the right time to grab him and pull his nuts out. Then shove them down his throat for his new woman to fish out. And if she can't get them out, he can always ask his wife. ;)

So what am I saying in all this?? I don't know. But I just finished watching Flavor of Love on my laptop. Ahhhh technology. You gotta love it.