Going Crotchless

So it's that time of year where you start putting on the long coat, the boats, the hat. Well it hasn't been extremely cold yet, but we had a few days that made me pull out the snow coat. With my hood on, I was able to avoid the wind that was blowing the shit out of everything. Some trees came down this weekend. One tree even hit a nice BMW. That was somewhere near me. I saw it on the news. So today I have on a skirt. Bought a pair of boots yesterday that I tried on at DSW a few weeks ago. So I'm wearing the skirt and boots. It's not too cold today, so I don't have on stockings. One girl here said she couldn't go out without stockings. But, I could care less about them. I actually hate putting them on. I only put them on if I'm dressing up or in a suit. So today, no stockings. Unless my stockings were crotchless? I'm going crotchless!!

So then I started to wonder about crotchless stockings. Sure they have them out there. So I thought maybe I should look around for some. And then I started to think of Fredricks of Hollywood. But would they look like chaps?

So forget it. I'll just wear regular stockings. But right now, I don't have to. I like to breathe. If you're a woman, you know that sometimes stockings will drive you nuts. The crotch area could be tight and not stretch enough. If this happens to me, I start to lose concentration on what I'm doing. Think of it like this....You're in plastic and it's hot and you can't breathe. The virgina screams out for air. And in case you didn't know this, having nylon on for long periods of time is not good for the virgina. Nylon does not breathe. It's why most stocking crotches are made of cotton. But even still, they're uncomfortable.

Tonight when I get home, I'm going to test myself. I'm going to turn down the lights. Light a few candles. Play some soft music. Get all in the mood. Open my panty "draw," and pull out a brand new pair of stockings. Slowly, to the sounds of the calming music, I will slip on the stocking, one leg at a time. Who does both anyway? Then I will attempt to watch my favorite tv show, Prison Break and Heros, while in my stockings. Though I do not have on stockings right this minute, I am feeling a bit uncomfortable at the thought of having them on. At the thought of doing this tonight. Am I crazy? Am I looking for trouble?? Who would do such a thing? Who would risk being uncomfortable while at home and watching their favorite show. Not to mention, their favorite hot studd of a man, Wentworth Miller. Who???

I plan to write all my feelings down. I'm going in.