Disconnection Frustrations

Excuse me upfront for this, but I just can't understand this. It's always happening. But why is it happening? My guess is, well, let me just explain.

So I'm home one day, or maybe at work and I decide to call someone. I pull out my address book and get the number. I proceed to dial the number and then I wait for a ring.

*RINNNNG* You have reached a non existing number. Please check the number and dial again.

Okay, do I want to dial again? I mean, won't I get the same message? Yes. it's the same message, okay. So this means that they no longer have this number. Then you hang up the phone, sigh and say, "Why am I not suprised?"

So here I am dialing my buddies' number to call and wish him a happy birthday and it's disconnected.

Why can't a person keep his or her phone turned on? Why are they always disconnecting? Is it that hard to afford a phone nowadays?? Come on. Get a 40 dollar plan and just talk on your free and unlimited nightly and weekend minutes!!

I understand that there are people that can't afford to have a phone, but I really don't understand why it's so hard. Do they talk non-stop and bring in 300 dollar phone bills each month? If that's the case, then STOP TALKING SO MUCH! I'M TRYING TO CALL YOUR ASS TO WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR TO FIND OUT HOW YOU'RE DOING CAUSE I HEARD YOU WERE SICK AND THAT YOU LOST 50 POUNDS AND HEARD THAT YOUR DOG RAN AWAY AND ALSO HEARD THAT YOUR DAUGHTER HAD A BABY AND NOW HER BABY HAD A BABY SO NOW YOU ARE A GREAT GREAT GRANDMOTHER AND YOU'RE ONLY 33 AND I ALSO HEARD THAT YOU FELL OUT OF A TREE CAUSE YOUR OTHER DAUGHTER CLIMB UP TO GET A CAT BUT THEY BOTH JUMPED OVER TO ANOTHER TREE, LEAVING YOU HANGING THERE FOR HOURS TIL THE FIREMEN CAME, BUT YOU STILL FELL ANYWAY AND THAT ONE OF THE FIREMEN NOW VISITS YOU EVERYDAY AND THAT THERE MAY BE A POSSIBLE HOOK UP!!!!

*Phew*

Whatever, yo. STOP DISCONNECTING YOUR PHONES PEOPLE!!