JOLIE-PITT SHOCKER

I guess having been out of the country, I didn't hear the rumors that were going around about Brad and Angelina having a baby. I was in shock this morning after hearing that Brad and Jolie are having a baby. "WHAT?!" I could not believe my ears. I started to think about Jennifer and how she must be crying about the news. I remember when I was with someone who got another woman pregnant. I cried for 2 days in my room. I was heart broken. Knowning that someone you loved very much had bonded that much with a skank hoe hurt so deeply. Crying was the only thing you could do, unless you plotted the death of them both. I mean, I would watch what time they came home and then watch what time their neighbors got home. Why the neighbors? Cause you don't want others to hear when you go inside to beat the shit out of them both with a hammer and then leave them bleeding to death while you skip along and smile all the way home, back to your bedroom and wake up in the morning and pretend you don't know anything when your mom comes in and says the police are at the door. Oh....sorry.

Well, I know Jen must be feeling bad. I honestly don't think Brad and Jolie will last. And here's why:

So Jolie is hot and tempting.....says many, but I don't think so. And Jen is this nice attractive girl with values. She was always there for Brad and Brad knew he could count on her for anything. But Jen wasn't bad. You know the kind of "Bad" guys like. She wasn't enough for him, so Brad saw Jolie and she was oozing "bad." And I mean "Hot sex" bad. Brad was tempted and ate the forbidden fruit. Brad is caught up in the sex fog and can't see or think straight. Jolie always wanted a family and since she didn't have one, she adopted kids cause she probably thought she would never have the real deal. But now that Brad came along, she planned on having him and now with her hypnotic eyes, she has captured him and he is helpless. (Okay it's a bit dramatic, I know) So now they are having a baby and that's what Brad wanted, but Jolie wanted that even more a long time ago with other guys but it never worked out. Now she found her chance with Brad. Jolie is playing the nice person now, but what will happen later is...Jolie will step all over Brad and then Brad will see how evil and nuts she is (Remember, she drank Billy's blood before). Brad will then reach out to talk to Jen, because Brad knows Jen is nice like that and Jen will laugh at Brad. He will then feel regret over having left her for Jolie in the first place. So, what comes around goes around. It's true.

Meanwhile, the kids are all hooked up. They won't have to worry about anything for the rest of their lives. If they only understood what was going on right now, they would be jumping up for joy. Maddox is already cool. Just look at his hair style. I'm sure mom's around the world are arranging for their little girls to meet this boy when they grow up. He'll go back to Cambodia and bring home a girl to marry. Or he'll meet this cute white girl whose mom happens to be Jennifer Aniston. ;) Wouldn't that be funny.

Well, after searching on line for photos of Jen, I came across the following and thought they were nice. Let the people see real beauty. And she
doesn't have to have huge lips to be sexy. Okay so maybe having nice full lips is sexy. So many people are making appointments to full out their lips. Would Jennifer look better with Jolie looking lips??


Here, Jen is wearing an undergarment showing off her curves. She pouts and says, "I wanna play now!" I think it's cute. It gives the elusion that she's bad and she will kick your ass if she doesn't get what she wants. This is just actting, I'm sure. I mean, whose gonna run from this chick, right? She's cute!!







Okay, this picture is scarey. I would freaking run from her at this point.

Is she a cast member in the movie "Lord of The Ring" who says "Precious" alot? The one looking for the "precious ring?"

I wonder if this picture was an inspiration. Okay NEXT!!



I can't get away fast enough. Okay, this picture here on the right is sexy. Angelina has taken some sexy pictures, but in this picture, umm on the right, now above, Ansiton shows class. She's pure. I don't see any tattoos. Does Jennifer have a tattoo somewhere?

Okay wait, let's go back. Seriously...if this picture of Jennifer is out there, this picture could have litteraly ruined her career. Why I'm surprised it didn't! How bad is this picture?? Oh my god, it's bad. It's scarey!

And the last picture I will showcase....ahh, it's my favorite. It just makes me want to print this out and play with her. Who wouldn't want to have her as a cut out doll on their desk? You know, I might just print this out.

Well, dispite everything the media says about Jennifer and Brad's break up. Who will know for sure if it was Jolie that broke up yet another relationship. ;0 Time will tell if Jolie-Pitt will last long enough to reach Maddox's 7th birthday. That's a long way, sure. But time will tell.

I want to wish Jennifer a happy new year along with happiness and great success! I'm done here.





Oh and here's a picture of Jolie. If I may say so, this look is terrible. And Jennifer never really looks pale in any of her photos. I would say that Jennifer does good in pictures. Always looking natural. Okay, I'm done.

But now I'm thinking, after having looked up at Jennifer's pouty picture, that maybe she was a bit too high maintance. Maybe she whinned alot??