Raining In New York

It started to rain sometime during the early morning hours. I walked over to my window and saw people walking by with their umbrellas. The rain was coming down hard. Puddles were growing larger by the minutes. I started to feel like this might be a good day to stay home. But of course I didn't.

But while you're walking in the rain with your umbrella open, you'll find that you'll come across alot of dummies who don't know how to walk with their umbrellas. They can bump into you, taking out your eye. Or poke you in the head while your waiting for the light to change. All around you, you'll find umbrellas open and being handled quite badly. What can you do? Nothing. It is the way of all Humans on this earth. When you find yourself talking to a person who thinks they know everything, you should tell them that it's not true. This person does not know everything because if that were true, he or she would know to tip over the umbrella to avoid hitting someone else as they walk by. They would know to be polite. They would know to be smart about handling their umbrella. I would just like to say, that my ex-boyfriend thinks he's smart. Actually, he's a real dumbass. I caught him on a number of occasions not being able to understand the most easiest things. He's stupid.

Well, look...it's raining today, and what I really want to say is that today sucks. If you notice the couple in the picture....they are using their umbrella the smart way. He holds the umbrella and she holds on to his butt. I like that.