ATTACK HER NOW!!

She waits in the dark corner, watching as others plan their attack. A cool breeze flys by. She shivers, but stays still. Someone comes by and her eyes narrow. "Go ahead, make your move, bitch." She says to herself. "I know what you're thinking." She says to herself, as she continues to wait in the dark corner.

Finally, her prey attempts to.....bid. "AHHHH!" Screams out Lani and this chick, deniseslick88 bids on the Bratz Step Out Jade doll. It's now up to 17 bucks. Lani knows the value of the doll. It's not worth more than 20, but she must get that doll.

Lani gets up from her dark corner and puts on the light. She walks to the frig and takes out a can of coke. The sound of the can opening is heard. She pours out her cola and takes a sip. "Ahhhhh..." She says in satisfaction. She'll need to coke to stay up to bid on this doll. She won't give up that easily.

She decides to wait until the last 2 minutes of the bid, so that she can rip this girl a new asshole right on-line. It's 5 more minutes and it's Lani and Deniseslick88, neck and neck to the finish line. "I wonder what she's doing right now." Lani searches through ebay for other Step Out dolls and finds that Deniseslick88 has bidded on another doll. "Ahh, she's desperate for that one too," I said. So I decided to bid on the other doll, just to jack up the price. And if I got stuck with it, I was prepared to be happy with it. But I knew she had a higher bid set on that doll too. "She wants it that bad? She'll pay for it alright." She had a $9.99 price tag that I jacked up to $19.55.
Plus, the shipping cost 9 bucks. So she was gonna have it alright.

But with Jade, I knew I wouldn't pay that much, but somehow, this doll was calling my name. She knew 40 other bratz were home waiting for her. Some Bratz were complaining of the loneliness they were experiencing. But at Club LaniJoan in Queens, she knew she would have her friends. "Lani please." I could here Jade call me through the computer screen. "I know. I know...."

I go back to the acution and it's 2 minutes left. I'm right on time. It's 17 bucks still, so I place my bid. $17.50 was my bid and I comfirmed it. "DAMN!" I said. It shot up to $18.50. "I see what you're doing, you little bitch." So I placed another bid. I put in a 19 dollar bid. "DAMN IT!" She put in a higher bid of $20.50.

I have 1 minute left and I'm thinking, "...this is too much money for that doll. I'm sorry little one. I let you down it seems." But even though this doll was from 2003 and a 5th addition, it's value was still holding. Not many people know the value.....or do they?

Well I didn't have time to waste. I went back to put in another bid. "DAMN IT, DAMN IT, DAMN IT!!! Who the hell is Fox?!! Some other chick name Fox stepped in out of no where and put in a bid that took this doll to $25.25. "I can't believe this #%$@!" I knew that the way to play this game, you had to wait. Wait in the dark corner til it was time to attack. I'm learning this now. But somehow Fox blew everything up. Deniseslick88 came in seconds before the auction ended and put in a bid of 25.50. I didn't think she was watching. But Fox came in and put in a bid of 26 dollars. The Acution had ended. Fox was the winner. I had to let it go. I didn't want to pay that much. So I'm glad Deniseslick88 didn't get the doll! Ha haaa.

I sat there a bit angry, though. But knew I was not going to spend that kind of money on that doll. Fox, however, was silly. She'll be paying $34.75 for this doll that is worth $15.00 at the store. But what store is that, cause I can't find it anywhere! So that's why I put a bid for it. The seller is surely making money today.

This is a hard life for an ebayer. A watcher of ebay. A buyer of Bratz dolls. An animal that waits to attack from a dark corner on the other side of your computer monitor. I'm there. I'm so there. I will wait for you next time. And so next time, we will see who wins.

These chicks out there bidding on my shit, are pissing me off!