Friday, March 25, 2005

Friday Humor

Three kids are in school......A Mexican, a White, and a Black. The Teacher tells them to make a sentence with liver and cheese.

White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and itwas sooo good."

Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese. And she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver."

Mexican kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister'sdress. So I told the Cabrones, "Hey!!! Liver alone. Cheese my sister!"

5 Lovely Comments:

Anonymous said...

I love it!!

LJ said...

Thank you, thank you!! I could not have done it without my fans.

Anonymous said...

Hi everything but normal,

It took me 10 min to undrestand your joke,but it was very funny!

Genious

Anonymous said...

I just read this and it was so friggen funny - i can't stand it - i love it - i miss you next to me woman!!!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA.......

....AWESOME!!!!!!

HAHAHAHA....IT MAKES SENSE TOO.