Why to people do it?

I'm waiting for the train. It's crowded. I am now waiting to get on to train as people get on. The first person standing by the door gets in, but he stands RIGHT AT THE FREAKING DOORWAY!! Why? People are trying to get on for christ sakes! Why does this person do this? Why can't people walk right into the middle of the car so that everyone can get in and quickly? This annoys me. Then people get into the car and they all stand crowded by the door. Only one smart person walks through the stupid people to the middle where he/she can actually stand without having someone's underarm in their face. Smart move there, buddy. You'll enjoy your ride. But others suffer. Why? Cause they're stupid.

There's an empty seat on a 3 seater. You sit at the end and now there's one empty seat in the middle. You look at the seat and say to yourself that no one will sit in this seat cause there's not much room. A few people look at it and decide not to sit. Then a heavy set woman comes along and squeezes her fat ass into this seat. Why? The two people sitting there are enough and it's obvious that there is little room for even a skinny ass. So she sits down and now you are holding on for dear life to keep your ass on the seat. You can't open your book to read. No elbow room. Your shoulders in a shrug like position. You hold on to your bag so it doesn't fall off your lap. You look at others across from you as they give you the look of sympthay. And this wide ass needs to jiggle her ass a little more just to make sure she's got it in there right. Why? I mean, the crack of my ass is almost at the end of my seat! You would think she would avoid sitting in a tight spot.

A few stops later, she gets off. Now you return to your normal position. But after sitting so stiff, it may be hard to straighten out. But it's a relief.

I just don't get it. Why do people do things like that? Anyway, I was thinking the other day that wouldn't it be nice to have music on the trains? Picture this.... You're cranky. It's early morning and you get on the train. You hear jazz music and it's good. Now, what if it's crowded and people are cranky and then the music comes on and people enjoy it? It could soothe people. Change their attitude. People look around smiling. They may not want to get off the train with this music playing. But we don't want to put them to sleep, so the music has to be up-beat. Man, it's great. I'm tapping my toes. She's tapping her toes. We're all tapping our toes. Riding the train isn't so bad after all. But what if the music is annoying you? Monday is Jazz. Tuesday is Pop. Wednesday is R&B. Thursday is Alternative. And Friday is ROCK!!! Woo Hoo!! Rock gears us up for a rocking friday night to a rocking saturday morning. Or, you could line up for the car you want to get in to hear the music of your choice. First 2 cars play rock, then R&B in cars 3 and 4 and so on. Classical music is in car 10 for old folks.



**This was brought to you by LJ on a PMS day.