Monday, October 18, 2004

Stockings

I hate wearing stockings. It's getting cold out now, so you have to wear them with your skirt. But do you really have to? It's best that you do, especially when you work in a corporate environment. It just feels too tight. One time I grew very angry. No, insane. I thought if I was going to wear these stockings, it would be over my head cause I was gonna kill someone. It's tight around the waste sometimes. But then other times, it's tight around the croch area. Sometimes the stocking are made iregular. It's possible that when a woman --or a man--buys stockings, you can get stuck with one that won't fit you right. Of course, there's the size chart in the back. But does it really help? Should I stretch them for a good 30 minutes?

So back when I became insane, I wanted to rip my stockings off right at my desk. You know, I think I did, but I can't seem to remember, cause the next thing I knew, I was lying in the stair case with them torned off. I think I had some kind of episode and I can't remember. Like some Jekel and Hyde episode? Did I run around scareing the crap out of people? Did I attack someone?

So I'm wearing stocking today. First time since the spring. Will I make it through the day wearing them?

:O

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