Lunch

I went down to have lunch. I was looking forward to slow eating and quiet time. I'm afraid to chew, so I'm just swallowing my food. But after I cut it up into tiny pieces. Tinier than your averge tiny. :o
So I get to the cafe and it's noisy. Great. I can't watch All My Children cause all these guys are sitting yappy away. Then these two girls come by and one sits by me. She stinks. What the hell? Would LJ be able to eat her food with stinky sitting next to her? Well I managed to be okay, since someone came in and mircowaved their good smelling food. But there were times stinky's stink peek in.
One thing that bugs me the most is when I'm watching TV and someone talks and I miss out on what the person was saying. Here I have about 6 people talking and I'm thinking, can't they talk low? Group A in the corner have been talking low and I like them for that. Group B is talking loud in Japanese, freaking annoying. And group Stinky had the nerve to talk about other people when stinky was stinking.
The good food smelling lady sat on the other side of me and she behaved. She too thought everyone should shut the hell up, but she kept quiet and like me, watched the news. So from 15 different stories, I manage to hear about the following:

1. Tornado spotted on the ground in Washington, DC.

2. Man threw his two kids off a bridge.

3. Some dude resigns from running for President. I have no idea who that funny looking fool was.

4. Obama chosen as the next President by Kerry instead of what's his face.

5. Something about a wreck, pile up, somewhere in the US. Looked bad. But couldn't hear where this happened.

6. I can't believe I got this far. Perhaps I did hear with all that noise? How to take better care of your hair. Cutting the ends helps to prevent spilt ends to get worse.

I guess I didn't hear it all. So I was right the first time here. Now I'm back at my desk writing to you all, whoever you are. Oh, but I see you and you and I can't forget you! And well, I'm back here and the loud chick from S. Diego is back from her lunch. She was the one who decided on having a conf call at her desk. The nerve. So whenever she shows up, I frown, cause I know I'm gonna hear her annoying voice. Who does she sound like, so you'd have a better idea of how she sounds? I do not know, sorry. This will take some time. That's if i'm interested in wasting my time thinking of her when I'm home. Please spare me.