Women

Women of all color, sizes, races and ages are in a room. Some of them in their 20s, some in their 30s and the others in their 40s and 50s. Women all together in a room for hours. Women talking, laughing, often one woman grabbing her boobs she talks.

To be in a room full of women, is an experience to be had….or not. But in this room, you will see the “strong and confident.” The “sexy, strong and confident.” The “sexy, funny and confident.” The “funny and not confident.” The “crabby, insecure, but comes off as confident” and the “insecure wise-ass” with the big hips. WHAT?!

The “sexy, funny and confident” woman talks to everyone. She gets along with everyone, but gets along the best with the “strong and confident,” the “sexy, strong and confident” and the “funny and not confident.” The “crabby, insecure, but comes off as confident,” gets along with the “strong and confident,” the “insecure wise-ass,” the “sexy, strong and confident and the “funny and not so confident.” But does not show the “sexy, funny, confident” woman any attention, especially when she speaks and says something funny. Everyone laughs except for the crabby insecures. One insecure gives off a fake laugh. It was obvious she was not digging this chick.

The “sexy, strong and confident” woman is in her late 40s…well everyone gets along with her. And of course, she’s the boss!! Everyone else, are all managers. The “sexy, funny and confident” woman is tall, while the insecures are short. Seems like all the confident woman are tall, including the wise-ass.

Why are some of the women giving off attitudes? Does any of this make sense?

Women are always competing with each other. A woman can be your best friend. The one that will protect you from the evils of this world (one example…men), or a woman can be your worst enemy. A full on nightmare.

Women are insecure beings. When a good looking woman walks by, 4 out of 6 women watching her go by will silently go through an insecure moment, while the other two will not care.

Women will get dressed up to impress other women. Women will post sexy pictures of themselves to not only attract a man, but to show other women how sexy they are. A woman will worry about her dress, even if she has to engage in an illegal act of perhaps pushing another woman, with the same dress, over the railing to her death, so that she would be the best looking woman at the party. Women have many issues. It’s why men can’t understand us. But the real question here, after I’ve written a novel here, is why are women not all very friendly with other women?

Of course I know the answer to that, but why do women act so silly?