It Does Nothing For Me

I'd like to be brutally honest here. The other day, I was out having lunch with a few girls. One of the girls was a friend of this co-worker. She came along to our lunch meeting. Though it was fun to chat up and eat some great food, I got annoyed and almost stuck my finger down my throat.

To make a long story short, she went on about herself the whole time. She does this, she does that. I have this, I have that. I get annoyed with people that like to brag. Sure, we all don't have what she has...or shall I speak for myself, cause I don't know the other girls that well yet. But the one thing she didn't have was a t.v. Well I have two right now and I love them. I can pretty much watch t.v. in my living room or in the bedroom if I wanted to. Shit, if I wanted to do my workout, which consists of jumping jacks and running up and down my stairs 10 times, I can keep BOTH my TVs on and watch a show when I'm upstairs and then when I'm downstairs. Am I bragging? Dang, I think I am.

Well, she went on about how she doesn't bother watching t.v. Apparently she's too good to watch it. She would rather spend time in her home cooking, reading, cleaning and doing her Thai Chi. Wow, I'm impressed....NOT. Come on, I really don't care if you don't watch t.v. But I do and I enjoy it. What is she trying to say? Is she better than all of us who watch t.v.? Does that mean that people who like to watch t.v. are beneath her? Are not as smart as she thinks she is? Does that make me less than you cause you don't watch it or own one?

Whatever. Why don't you go fly a kite, while I watch my fucking shows. And bite me too.

I'm cranky, yes. Hope I don't ever see her again.