An LJ Moment

I found this book and I started to read it. It's a cute story. Funny. It's keeping me entertained. It's about a girl who thinks her husband is cheating on her and so she sends her friend to spy on him. It's called, "About Your Husband."

So the title of it alone gets me noticed. Someone ask if I was spying on my husband. And I said no, I'm not married and spying. It's just a title. And smiled. But I was annoyed that he bugged me. Smiling is hard for me when I'm cranky and reading. Wait, can you be cranky and read?? And wait, would I only spy if I were married??

Okay, so when I was at the doctor the other day, the doctor noticed my book. I explained to him as well and he laughed. Whatever people!! I'm reading a book!! Just leave me be, okay?? Fuck!! Sorry it's not about the philosphy of the methodologly of the coming of age of King Kong. It's just a chick book. Christ!

So I'm reading my book this morning and someone has the nerve to play their ipod music really loud. So I look up and search for the dead man whose playing it loud. Beyonce is singing. Who the hell is listening to Beyonce?? I see a man. Is HE listening to Beyonce? It's that song where she's talking about how she can find another man and the dude is packing up and leaving her house. Well that one. So I go back to reading my book, but Beyonce hits this high note and I say "DAM!" But to myself and I close the book on my lap. People noticed my anger and stares around the car. Who the hell is playing that loud?? I can't read my book!!

So about 20 seconds later, the song has ended. I hear silence. Yes, silence. Good. Now I can open my book and read one more page cause the next stop is where I get off. But when I began to read it, I just couldn't. I had lost my reading mojo. But I said it was okay. I was going to get off at the next stop anyway. So on my way home I'll just finish from where I lefted off.

Great story, huh? I know.