Lani's Today To Do List

I can't be controlled today. I'm crazy. I'm all over the place. I just found someone to not like today. She is annoying me and so I'm hoping that soon enough, they take her 3 month old ass out of this building and text message her ass that she's fired.

Ever meet someone whose seems nice and they smile at you and god they're so sweet? I mean, they're so sweet, that you are sweet right back at them. And you smile and say, "Gee she was nice." And then you run into them again and they're nice to you again and you think, "Okay, I'm not in a smiling mood today, but she sure is nice." Then you realize that you're being fake. Your smile has faded and this bitch - - okay it's a "she." And this bitch is annoying the shit out of you and you can't keep up with your fake smile. You then realize this bitch is set in her ways as well as you. And now you have met your match.

Okay, allow me to explain.

I had to see someone at this department to get some work done. I explain to her what I need over an online form. She calls me..."blah, blah, blah, I'm stupid, blah, blah, blah." And I agree under my breath that she IS stupid. Okay, so I go downstairs to see what the problem was and for the first time in 5 years, I found myself having trouble with someone down in that department. My instructions were clear, but for some reason she did not understand them. I had to explain myself a good number of times....say 10? And I was holding on with all my might to my patience. There was no smile and at this point I was rolling my eyes at her. The ladies in the back, who have tenor here, were speaking to each other behind a glass wall. I assumed they were talking about how stupid she was or annoying. She says to me, "I just need to get this right cause I know how they are back there. I've been here long enough to know." I ask her, "How long have you been here?" She says to me, as if she were taking care of 20 kids and her uterus was about to drop, "I've been here 3 months." I could not believe me virgin ears. Yes me. I want to sound Irish now. So I said to her with an attitude, "Well I've been here 5 years and I've never had this problem before." She was holding her ground with me as I was with her. But I don' t think she'll last. Why don't I keep track and let you all know, okay?? Okay, fine.

I was just thinking....does Samuel L. Jackson like talking without the F bomb every few sentences??

I'll get back to my To Do List shortly.