Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Eyebrows


Where ever I may be, I always notice things. It could be the size of some girl's nose, the ear rings a young man is wearing or maybe the tight pants on the big ass that somehow I can only imagine it took her an hour to get into. But one thing I always notice are eyebrows. Forget eyebrows on men. They could care less. But it is important how we take care of our eyebrows. If you look back to your pictures when you were young, you might find yourself loooking like Julia Roberts. But hopefully, you don't look like that today. Why? Well her eyebrows are just too hairy. It's scarey.


So as far as eyebrows go, I notice this morning, eyebrows on a woman and she scared me. Her eyebrows were really thin and she shaped them to look like a hook. Now, this style of eyebrow looks as if it's going to hook the eye. The shape is round and then the front tip hooks around close to the eye. This look is just not right.

Another look I find scarey, is the "Sperm" eyebrow. Ever watch the discovery channel or some show that shows you a women giving birth and decides to teach the viewers how it all started? Well, here you see all the little sperms swimming up stream to get to the egg. Since whoever gets there first is not important here, what's important is how the sperm looks. The sperm has a round shaped head and a long skinny body. What happens is, the woman decides to get this look and each time I see a woman sporting it, I think of sperm. This look is UNATTRACTIVE and is not recommended to use. Why would you want to remind people of sperm?

So in the end, is there any way to make your eyebrow look better? Yes there is! But you have to look closely at your eyebrow and also at the shape of your face. I'm sure you can have a really good looking brow if you just stop sperming and hooking them. Try using a stencil. It can help create the lines and shape, more easily. Click the link above to see the many styles your eyebrow can have. But I don't think you'll find the hook and sperm brow. It sort of makes you look upset and you want to look happy and young. So just stop, for the love of God!!

3 Lovely Comments:

Anonymous said...

My sister takes her brow pencil and makes them darker. She looks funny cause her face is pale with dark brows.

Anonymous said...

Julia Roberts is sexy.

LJ said...

Yeah I had a friend who made her eyebrows really dark and she looked funny. But she didn't have much hair, tho...

You think she is? I don't.