Things I Hate

I can't begin to tell you how much I HATE it when someone makes my elevator stop, while I'm ridinig from the 1st floor to the 31st floor, and they ride from 25 to 26. WHY can't they walk up one freaking flight???!!! Have I not ask this question before?? Well I can't understand why you can't walk up one freaking flight. Especially when you look like you can use a little work out.

Whether or not I'm in a hurry or not, I don't want my ride to stop while I'm riding up several floors so that you can ride one up. I make sure they see my face and how pissed I am. She puts her head down as if she knew she had disappointed me.

Another thing....This morning. I'm waiting for the train doors to open. I'm standing on the right and this girl is on my left. There are two seats ahead of us. One for each of us. I take the right one and she'll take the left. The doors open and we walk in. She crosses me and take the my seat, causeing me to cross over for the seat on the left. It was a close call cause I almost lost my seat. Had I lost it, I would have given her a mean look. Although I sat in my seat thinking how freaking....no....how fucking stupid she was.....why couldn't she just walk right ahead and take the seat that was directly in front and easy for her to get to?

I swear to you, lately I have been wanting to seriously beat some stupid bitch for doing these things. And then there's the stupid ass who is taking their time swiping her card and I say out loud, "Fucking ay. What's the hold up?" She goes through and the guy behind her goes through. I go through and run down the stairs and walk fast down the platform and through the people all the way to the end. *sigh* I walk right in front of several people standing on the yellow line and take a spot. The doors stop right in front of me. Great!! It's the spot I know where the doors always seem to land at. So with the above story, I get pissed off thinking how people do stupid things that could affect you. I don't like it when people walk slow in front of me. I don't like it when....wait, let me write a list below of what I don't like from strangers in the streets and subways.

1. When they walk slow in front of me, yeah-yeah, I mentioned that.

2. When they stop right in front of you, causing you to bump or almost bump into them.

3. When someone spits without noticing if anyone is around.

4. When a fucker stands in the door way and I'm trying to get in. I usually push them when I'm getting on or off the train. If they say something, I explode on them.

5. When another fucker doesn't move their legs when I'm trying to walk by. I usually stare them down, while I step over their huge feet.

6. When someone decides to go to sleep and they're falling on me. I will bump their head with my shoulder. It usually keeps them up causes I bump them hard.

7. A stupid bitch who won't shut the hell up and all you hear is, "...like oh my god! and oh my god!" In a high pitch annoying tone.

8. A short mexican dude staring hard at me like he's tough. I usually yell the hell out of them if they bug me. I would seriously kick their ass.

9. Well dressed panhandlers asking for money.

10. A chatty fucker who wants to talk to me while my eyes are closed. They don't get it.

11. Someone who holds the door open for others. I yelled out to one dude before and said, "I need to get home quick." And said this with a major attitude. Umm...I had to go to the bathroom and I wasn't playing. You don't...and that's one thing you better not do, is mess with me while I'm trying to make my way to the bathroom. If you get in my way, I will again, seriously hurt you.

12. Annoying ring tones and foreigners who speak too loud on their cell phones. It's probably because I can't understand them, cause the american speaking person, doesn't bug me as much. But they still bug me. So there are no special privilages for them.

13. This girl and her boyfriend, in which I see almost every morning. She knows the exact door she wants to get on. And she is like me. She won't let anyone get in her way. I hate her. Why? Cause she's got this face I can't stand. It's ugly and I can't understand what her man sees in her. One day I was going for a seat and she purposely sat on the seat and took both seats so that her man could sit next to her. She knew I was aiming for that seat and she ignored me. Her man looks soft. She's the bitch. I don't like her and each time I see her, I make it a point to get in her way. And now that I think about it, I'm going to look for her tomorrow morning. That bitch. That ugly man looking biatch.

14. When people don't move into the middle of the car and people can't get in because they all want to stand by the door. These are stupid mother fuckers. These are the people that deserve ass kickings. If I had the power and the right to beat them, I would beat them til they cried and peed on themselves. Then I would go on a man hunt and find my exboyfriend and beat him like the bitch that he is for lying and making up stories. He does that cause I rejected him. I said "No" when he ask me to marry him. And thank god I said no.

15. Didn't think I would make it to 15, but I guess I have alot that I don't like about people. One day I will kick the puppies or step on them....and I'll explain. I'm walking to the train and this guy wants to put out these toy puppies and let them run about on the sidewalk. But this bastard wants to do this during rush hour. So one day I'm walking and the toy is in my way, causing me to almost trip. I step over it and give the guy with it's remote and dirty look. A look that says, "I will fucking beat you if you don't move these fucking toys." He looked at me and said sorry. I don't think it's the right time to show off your puppies. No one wants to look at these toys when they're rushing to catch the train home.

Okay, so that will do it for now. Stay tuned for more of what I don't like in my next post. And I assure you, there are plenty of things I don't like. I might not like you.

GOOD NIGHT!! :D