MTV Cribs For The Low Income Artist

This weekend I was watching MTV Cribs and there were 2 homes that were shown. The camera man knocks on this girl's door and she opens it and it's this chick singer/rapper whose young and I've never heard of her before. See, I don't know her name. But then I don't listen to rap.

Anyway, she invites us in to see her apartment and it's an ordinary one bedroom apartment. With furniture that looks like it's from Target. A home entertainment center that I have at home and you too probably. A normal looking bathroom like you would have. A normal size bedroom with a normal looking comforter. A cage for her dogs by her bed that you can buy at the doggie shop. A closet that's normal size. You have one of those. And a kitchen that's cute, but nothing fancy.

To top it all off, she had a frig full of Crunk Juice. DAM IT!! DAM, DAM, DAM! I GOTS TO HAVE THAT! I GOTS TO HAVE ME SOME CRUNK! I'm sure she had to advertise for them. The poor girl can't live off of crunk juice. What is crunk juice anyway?

So now, we go down to the garage. There are 3 cars parked. She only talks about 2 cars. I figured that's where all her money went cause her apartment was not making it.

So first off, she shows us a purple banana seat biyclce. It's crappie. Next she shows us some weird looking red motorcylce in which she does not know how to ride. Ummm...okay.

So now we move on to the cars. Some nice car, okay. But then she moves over to the expedition in which she opens the car door and gets inside. She can barely see over the wheel, but she says she loves it.

NOT! I don't think it was hers. Really. She's tiny and can't see over the wheel!!

So now that we've seen everything, we need to get the CRUNK OUT!!

A new series: MTV Cribs for the low in Artist, indeed.
Oh and the other home....forget about talking about that one.