Bloated And Strolling And Shoes, Oh MY!

I'm bloated today. Am I bloated everyday or what? It seems so. But it's that time, so I should be .........OH WAIT!!! I HAVE MIDOL IN MY BAG! That will relieve the bloating. God dang, it took me all day to realize I had some with me.

Anyway, I'd like to tell you that yesterday, as I was strolling along the city streets, I walked into a store and started to check out some shoes. I was only going to look, but then if you know me, I never just look. I touch, fondle...yeah, I do it alright. I try the shoes on and get my feet right inside so I can feel them. I walk up and down to see how they feel and decide that I'm going to buy them. So I look up for a price and a sign says: $24.99.

I said, "What?! 24.99? Wow." So I'm like, "This is a #^@(@#* bargin!" So I decide to buy them and while I'm walking up to the cashier, I'm thinking that these boots would cost more in other places. I look on the side of the box and the orignial price says $59.99. I know it would cost at least 80 bucks in other stores. So I'm getting a bargin.

The cashier rings me up and tells me the total. $20.42. "What?! Twenty dollars and forty two cents?" I pay her cash with a smile on my face. I get home later and check them out. Man, they really are nice. They don't look cheap or anything. Cause I'm picky about shoes. They certainly can not be cheap. But then they can't be too expensive either. I'm not like Carrie from sex in the city. But I do love shoes and have alot.

So today I'm wearing them and girls are eyeing them down. I won't tell anyone where I got them and how much I paid for them. They look hot. And I'm glad I speny a whole twenty dollars and forty two cents for them.

Man....they are unbelievable.