Kmart sucks when it comes to buying bras there. One day I went over to buy some bras. Let me explain to you about me and bras. I could kill a person if I'm wearing the wrong bra, especially if I'm bloated. So I was walking around killing some time and decided to walk inside Kmart. I walked over to the bra section and found they had some nice bras and for cool prices. I'm always buying bras and spending over a hundred bucks and so I decided to check some out.
I had about 10 bras in my hands when I walked over to the fitting room. The fat chick there says, "You can't try on bras." I said, "Are you kidding me?" I ask another person there and they tell me the same thing, but I can return them. So I buy a couple of bras and return them the next day because they don't fit well. Anyway, I found myself returning to the store at least 4 times to return and exchange the bras.
So today I go back to exchange two bras and the guy up front ask me, "How can I help you?" I tell him how and he looks at me with an "O" face and I say, "Oh what?" He tells me I can't return bras. I told him I just did last week. But apparently they have decided to change the policy and now you can't return bras. Now, underwear is one thing, but bras is another. So not only can you NOT try them on, you CAN'T return them.
So I got the guy to return the two I brought back and left 4 bras that I was going to buy at the counter. He said if I buy them I can't return them. So I decided not to bother with them. So I said to him that I'll shop at Macy's. He said, "Why does every woman say that?" And I said, "Cause they let you try them on over there. Every store that sells bras allow you to. Unless you want to fight with women all day, you should change the policy back. Or let us try them on in the store."
For sanitary reasons, you can't try them on. What do women do in there anyway? Rub bras up their ass? What's worse? Letting the bras leave the store to go who knows where to be under who knows what for how ever long and then return it? Or try them on in the store? I think I'll let my dog sleep on it and then I'll return it to the store. THAT'S UNSANITARY!!
I guess I won't be buying bras there.
Monday, February 28, 2005
Kmart Mother F#@%ers
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3 Lovely Comments:
I'll join you in the boycott of K-mart bras.
I, however, have different reasons. The damn clasps break when I try my smooth, one-handed unclasping technique.
Maybe my technique shouldn't involve pliers, though.
Spelling error?? My goodness Smivey. I'm going to have to trash your comment!
Pip...to practice, you can go to any bra store and walk up to the manicans. Pretend you know it, smooth talk it and then DO IT!! Unsnap it's bra! You'll get better in no time.
you know, I may have spelled Manican wrong. Yes, I believe so. So I will not talk about you, Smivey. I'll let it go. :)
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