Can You Order Me An O.J. Too?

I watched American Idol last night and was happy that they got rid of the guys who came in bottom place. They annoyed me. Then I went to bed.

5am I wake up to sounds of a voice. Startled, I realize it's my new neighbor on his phone talking. Wasn't sure what he was saying at first, but then he said, "Yeah, I want two of those, yeah." Then there's more blah blah blah and then he says, "Oh and some Orange Juice. Tropicana Orange juice." He gives the guy on the phone his number and then hangs up. A few minutes later, he calls back and while he's dailing, he's asking someone, whose in his apartment, "What's the number!?" I heard him tell the guy he gave him the wrong number. He had given the guy over the phone the guy's own business number. So why didn't the guy on the other line catch this? I believe I heard the guy on the other line as well. Perhaps he had the man on speaker phone? I'm sure. So he gives the man his home number and I hear it. So now I know my neighbor's number.

Later I started craving some orange juice. With my eyes closed and in a half sleep, I felt my mouth watering and tasting the OJ, but I was really tasting my saliva. Then I opened my eyes and realized I still knew his number after hearing it a few minutes ago. I thought, why don't I call him and ask him to order me an OJ too, even though he doesn't know me. "Hey, can you order me an OJ, too? I'm your neighbor in apt 2."