Tuesday, April 08, 2008

I've talked about this before. Where your flying long hours and you want to relax. Don't pull on the chairs in front of you, cause you'll wake up the person in front of you.

One time I was sleeping and this jerk off pulled on my chair, pushing my head off the step and startling me. I cursed and turned around. The bitch didn't realize what she had done. So I was hoping the hubby would. I don't care if you're 6'4, I'll get up and beat the crap out of you. Or we'll just be arguing and I'll curse you out. Perhaps then I'll wait for you outside and push you in front of a moving cab.

Well travelling back home from Hong Kong was harder than travelling TO Hong Kong. I was sitting in the middle and I hate middles. But some dude was on the end and I would rather sit in the isle. Well that worked out much better than on the way home. I was a seat a way from this really big over weight (fat) man. That was close. I would have had issues. If I don't have space I'll start screaming.

Let's put the fat ppl in bigger seats. Not to keep them away from me, but so that they are more comfortable. Or maybe they should buy buiness class instead?

Whatever.... People don't pull on the seats when you are trying to get out of the row. Just use YOUR seat to hold on to. And stop kicking the seat with your knees. If you have long legs, you should have known better than to sit in the middle. What? You didn't pick out that seat? Well ask the front desk before boarding if you could change it. Just don't sit in a seat that you don't fit in and squish the person next to you.

Oh lord help me if I ever ride on a plan back home and I'm stuck sitting in between two huge people. One, that wil never happen cause I would try to change my seat. Or speak to someone over the phone to arrange for an isle seat. There's just no way i'm seating in the middle or by the window. If you're on the end and are sleeping, then I can't get up when I want. That sucks. So that's why I seat in the isle seat.........ALWAYS.

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