Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Well, today is a slow day at work. Everyone around me is off somewhere, so I don't hear them yapping. A co-worker is sick today and I have been having PMS symtoms for a week now and nothing has happened yet. So I found a few other women in the office here with the same problem. One said that perhaps it was our cycles finding it's way to come on the same week. Who said that to me before? Whatever the case, I found myself bloated beyond belief this weekend. I wanted to shoot myself. I was going nuts. By monday, I had lost all the water weight and found my body back to a slimmer look. Thank god. But it's back to being bloated once again.

I find myself getting angry as I drive now. I notice alot of people, and I mean A LOT of people, driving with their cell phone. People can't seem drive out of their parking space without talking on their cell phone. I can't understand that. If i'm backing up out of my space from in between two cars, I will not be on the phone chatting. I guess cause I can't do that to well. Ha! But that bothers me cause if they're not paying close attention, they could easily hit me. And I don't want that. I'm also not sure why women need to apply make up during the morning rush. I mean, can't you wait til you get in the office to do that? Are you that insecure that you would risk getting into an accident just so you can look pretty for people at work? Truth is, sometimes you don't look that pretty with make up on. So why do it at all? If I'm applying make up, I do this at home before I leave work. And if I don' t put on any, then I won't put any on at all. But if I really want to put on make up, I'll put on a little when I get to work and NOT while I'm in the car. I just don't understand you women. *sigh*

So far things have been okay, while drivng to work. It's so much better than walking 15 blocks in the summer heat or the winter and then getting on a crowded train. I can just sit nice and comfortable on my way to work. And the best part is, if I'm feeling crampy, I can turn on the seat warmer and warm away my buns and lower back. Ahhh....my car heating pad. I love it!! Love those leather seats too! Well this morning I turned it on and soon after that, I was in heaven. But was shortly interupted by a girl in a dirty pick up truck driving on my ass. I see lots of women drivers in the morning. And most of these women drive these trucks. But I can't see why you'd want to drive a dirty pick up truck to a corporate environment. GET A SMALLER CLEAN CAR, BITCH!! I know, I know. What do I know about her life and what she can and can't afford to drive, right? I shouldn't judge. No one should judge a person they don't know. But that dirty girl pissed me off.

A man in a pick up truck was driving on my ass yesterday. So while I was driving slow, he passed me and took off. Then I started to speed up, passing him. Don't you just get pissed off when a person does that? They drive slow in front of you and the minute you move lanes, they start to speed up? The best part is, you're trying to move over to the right lane so you can exit shortly. You see you have enough room to make the switch. So you signal and start to move, but the asshole starts to speed up, causing you to stay in your lane. Why do these fuckers do this? Man I so wanna beat the fuck out of someone just for that. Even if you don't own a car and just ride a bike, I just want to beat the living shit out of you.

Well, at the end of the day, I'm safe at work and safe at home. ;)

4 Lovely Comments:

Anonymous said...

I hate driving so much. But, those heating pads sound nice.

Anonymous said...

I completely agree on the driving. It seems some people think they can't get behind the wheel without jabbering about nothing to everyone they have ever known. I've hung up on people who insist on calling me in such a manner. I don't need to know when anyone is stopped at a red light.

(first time reader, poppping in from Debbie's place)

Anonymous said...

I hate my hour drive to work. I'd take 15 blocks in heat/ice/snow/sleet/etc. anyday. I have to deal with retired farmers swerving all over the road as well as motherfuckers from Vermont who insist on driving at least 10 mph below the speed limit. It's as if the moment that green license plate hits the car it can't go over 35 mph. I don't have to worry about cell phones since there is no cell reception between my house and about 10 minutes from work. Good luck babe.

LJ said...

Oh Debbie, the first time my buns felt the heat, I knew I had to have it.

Coyote Mike...thanks for stopping by. I yelled at a girl on friday and told her to get off the fucking phone. She kept me breaking cause she wasn't sure where she was going or she was on the phone. And so when I caught up to her, she was on the phone. Why must we wait til July 2008 for the law to come into effect??

Tomdog, so far I hit the green lights all the way to work. Not so bad. But since I have my seat warmers, I kind of forget about the traffic when I hit it. It's so warm, I love it. :) But I think I'll miss the snow and walking 15 blocks in it. The last blizzard was awesome. It took me a half hour to get to the corner of my block. :)