John: Ahh...a woman after my heart...
Liz: Why are you so full of yourself?
John: I'm not! I'm just confident. And you're afraid of the truth.
Liz: What truth?
John: That you want me.
Liz: How bout I kick you? (sigh) Fine! I dare you. Now go so I can vomit alone.
John: That's not such a turn on, but I'll take that.